Friday, June 29, 2012

Bras and Blessings

Can I just say that I really dislike bras?  For anyone over a cup size B, they are a necessity.  And let me just add, if I did a Google search, I'm pretty sure the inventor of this god-awful contraption was a man!  I mean, really, would my Maker care if I showed up at His party wearing my pjs without a bra?  I doubt it.

I think the women in the Louisiana bayous have it all figured out.  They don't care if they're wearing a bra.  Heck...they don't even bother to put their teeth in half the time!  Let's be natural, ladies!

Ah well.  It wouldn't work.  I'd probably end up on someone's YouTube video or on that horrible website peopleofwalmart.com if I started wearing my shirts without the armor.  So I'll continue to strap the old girls in and suck it up.  Modesty and all that, ya know.

One of the many joys of being a woman.  Y'all have a nice day.  And to our sisters in Louisiana, bless your little hearts!

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